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The Founding Chillers. Expertly Deciding on a Good Pint

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Judge Me When You Pay My Bills. Otherwise SHUT UP

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When Someone Asks Why I Look Sad But I'm Just Chilling

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If The Government Can Track Every Dollar I Make

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Lacrosse Coach Dad Shirt - I'm Not Just a Father, I Fill Out Brackets & Coach My Kids

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m barely a person

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Not To Brag But I've Been The Same Gender Since Birth

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The Goal Is Tobe A Skinny Bitch. Sofar I'm Just A Bitch. Halfway There Baby

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The Grillfather King off The Coals Short Sleeve Crusher Tee

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Dad's Repair Shop Short Sleeve Tee

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The Original AI Artificial Intelligence Short Sleeve Tee

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I'm Not Just a Father I'm Also a Coach T-Shirt | Dad Gift

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DAD SERVICES™ Taxi rides..FREE. Life advice..FREE. Embarrassing you..PRICELESS

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Raising Smartasses. You're Welcome, America

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Dad Bank — Est. Since You Were Born. No Interest. No Repayment. Just Guilt.

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Internal Dad Service — No Refunds. No Exceptions.

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My Kids Think I'm Sleeping. I'm Recharging.

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Original Dad. 100% Organic. No Warranty

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Everything You Eat Is Subject to Dad Tax

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I Survived Fatherhood. Barely

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Soccer Fan? No. Nap Champion? Absolutely.

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The Whole World Is Watching The Game. Dad Is Watching His Dreams

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Dad Home Game. Where The Real Trophy Isn't The Cup, It's The Recliner

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The Scariest Thing This Halloween Tee Shirt

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