{"product_id":"on-my-way-to-the-genderless-bathroom-to-take-a-she-it","title":"On my way to the genderless bathroom to take a she\/it","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"224\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome people go to the gym. Some go to therapy.\u003cbr data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"179\"\u003eYou? You’re just on a very important mission.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"415\"\u003eThis tee is for those who appreciate \u003cem data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"290\"\u003emodern bathroom logistics\u003c\/em\u003e and questionable wordplay at the highest level. Clean design, bold text, and just enough chaos to make strangers look twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"429\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wh8sfl\" data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"469\"\u003ePeople with a strong sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sy66mv\" data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"506\"\u003eMeme lovers \u0026amp; internet survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"br8jvn\" data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eAnyone who respects a “quick restroom break” as a lifestyle choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eWear it if you’re confident enough to explain it… or fast enough to walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"672\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium soft cotton, breathable fit, made for everyday comfort and maximum comedic impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"827\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\" class=\"\"\u003e💡 Warning: May cause awkward eye contact in public bathrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TrendyShift.Com","offers":[{"title":"cardinal-red \/ s","offer_id":48067081011351,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ m","offer_id":48067081044119,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ l","offer_id":48067081076887,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ xl","offer_id":48067081109655,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067081142423,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067081175191,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cardinal-red \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067081207959,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ s","offer_id":48067081240727,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ m","offer_id":48067081273495,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ l","offer_id":48067081306263,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ xl","offer_id":48067081339031,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067081371799,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067081404567,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"natural \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067081437335,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ s","offer_id":48067081470103,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ m","offer_id":48067081502871,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ l","offer_id":48067081535639,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ xl","offer_id":48067081568407,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067081601175,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067081633943,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"neon-blue \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067081666711,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ s","offer_id":48067081699479,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ m","offer_id":48067081732247,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ l","offer_id":48067081765015,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ xl","offer_id":48067081797783,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067081830551,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067081863319,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067081896087,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ s","offer_id":48067081928855,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ m","offer_id":48067081961623,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ l","offer_id":48067081994391,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ xl","offer_id":48067082027159,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067082059927,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067082092695,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067082125463,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ s","offer_id":48067082158231,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ m","offer_id":48067082190999,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ l","offer_id":48067082223767,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ xl","offer_id":48067082256535,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067082289303,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067082322071,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"pink \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067082354839,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ s","offer_id":48067082387607,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ m","offer_id":48067082420375,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ l","offer_id":48067082453143,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ xl","offer_id":48067082485911,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067082518679,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067082551447,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ash-grey \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067082584215,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ s","offer_id":48067082616983,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ m","offer_id":48067082649751,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ l","offer_id":48067082682519,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ xl","offer_id":48067082715287,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067082748055,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067082780823,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"mint-green \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067082813591,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ s","offer_id":48067082846359,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ m","offer_id":48067082879127,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ l","offer_id":48067082911895,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ xl","offer_id":48067082944663,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ 2xl","offer_id":48067082977431,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ 3xl","offer_id":48067083010199,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"dark-chocolate \/ 4xl","offer_id":48067083042967,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/8490\/9207\/files\/trendyshift-com-maroon-graphic-t-shirt.jpg?v=1784980150","url":"https:\/\/honolulutees.com\/products\/on-my-way-to-the-genderless-bathroom-to-take-a-she-it","provider":"honolulutees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}